Ohio juggler fined for her street show, literally.

Andale Gross of the Akron Beacon Journal reported in today's paper that a street juggler in Akron was found guilty and fined $100 for disrupting traffic because she was performing on the actual road in front of cars stopped at a busy intersection.

From the article: "Sgt. Tom Dye said [the juggler] at one point dropped her juggling balls and nearly was struck [by a car] as she tried to chase them down."

Wow, they must have been silicones. How dare she give us jugglers a bad rapport? She endangered herself and others just to make a few quick dollars, and then she has the arrogance to fight this violation in court. Now I can excuse all of that, but...

"She said she painted her face like a clown..."

We're all very disappointed in you.